Gorilla Kong & the Ice as Cool as Different Ice

Image by J. J. W. Mezun. Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.

A donkey, Gorilla Kong, traveled through the bandaging blizzards of Sherbet Slopes, only to be stopped by a wall made of chocolate ice. Since he knew fire melted ice, he plugged his laptop and waited for the ice wall to attempt to hack into it.

However, he realized he needed to input a key ’fore they could connect and have silicon sex.

He gazed up into the pink and cerulean sky & found the answer:


That was when he was finally reunited with his sister, Yankee Kong.


Gorilla, Blizzard, Firewall