Preparation for the Future

Antoine had to admit, he was suspicious his 1st day @ university. This started when his professors instructed them to roll round in cocktail sauce—ruining his best suit—& smack themselves with sticks—which definitely didn’t fall within the standards o’ professional conduct.

That was when the forks began to descend—& what d’you know, ¡Antoine was the 1st to be picked up! As the fork pulled him up to the gaping maw o’ its fleshy monster, Antoine sighed. I can just imagine the taunts my fellow students will give me. Being chewed to bits is so embarrassing.


College, shrimp, suit.