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The toupees sat opposite each other @ the round table.

“Well, I don’t know whether randomly stabbing orphaned children is good or not, ’cause I don’t like being partisan like some people,” said the brown hairpiece.

“Well, I’m so nonpartisan that I don’t e’en judge whether random stabbings e’er happen or not,” said the blond cut.

“Well, I’m so nonpartisan that I don’t e’en judge whether knives exist or not!”
The blond toupee pulled out a knife & thrust it into the brown.

“O my god, ¿what’ve I done?” exclaimed the blond. “I can’t just kill an up-winger without killing a downist, too; that’d be biased.”

So it stabbed itself to death.

Originally Created:

2014 January 11

Prompt:

Balance, Hair, Knife

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