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Der Eber

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Angelita gulped as she neared the solid rock wall that was the door to the boar’s cave. Ne’ertheless, she knocked all the same.

She held her breath during the 2 minutes it took for the door to slide open with the crusty grind o’ rock gainst rock.

& there was the boar, its pupil-less black eyes aimed straight @ her, its mouth emitting motor sounds.

She hesitated a second, but then pulled out the box o’ raisin cookies in red & white with cursive words that said, “No Boaredom Cookies.”

She cleared her throat, then said, “‘Scuse me, Sir, but I’m ‘fraid my husband made a mistake while buying these. ¿Could I trade them in for peanut butter cookies, ‘stead?”

The boar replied, “There’ll be a 500₧ restocking fee.”

Angelita’s fingers twitched.

She said half-cringing, “¿You couldn’t maybe lower that price?”

Originally Created:

2016 June 23


Boar, Cookie, Resale


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