Die Tortellini

They doubted his project. Said it’d ne’er work.

But he’d show them.

Cap’n Cucumber knew that precious stores o’ Topaz Tortellini could be found on the Isle o’ Isles, & he’d be damned if he was going to let those bureaucrats to stop him.

So while everyone was dining on Chef Torte’s pie, he snuck to the wharf & hijacked a ship with his closest associates.

If he’d been caught, his bones would’ve been taken & strewn round the countryside. But he didn’t care: his bones would always itch if he didn’t get that Tortellini.


North america, Project, Tortellini