He was on his knees now–& barely able to keep there. Ne’ertheless, he continued to crawl ‘long the colonnade, tapping each column.
Finally he stopped with a bright smile & took out his drill & began twisting a hole into the side o’ the column till green foliage began spilling out.
Despite falling on the ground, he gobbled up the spinach that also fell on the ground. He felt the blood begin rushing through his veins, his muscles thickening.
Hours later he was back on the floor & unable to use capital letters or punctuation properly thanks to the e. e. coli infestation.