Heliosauce® – Taste the Sun™

Both the public o’ consumers & the massive businesses thriving on the space market begged technology to give them the chance to feast ‘pon this new ingredient, mo’ tantalizing than any other since Europe 1st discovered chocolate in the New World.

But after this mission, they’d finally be able to.

That ingredient was the solar sauce that spread from the sun’s fringes–a sauce said to be spicier than the Carolina Reaper, a sauce so spicy that it reflected sunlight like DayGlo.

That sauce was dubbed the Heliosauce by definiologists, & thus quickly entered the International Official Dictionary o’ English, as well as the US Copyright Office as the name o’ the company that vied for control o’ its addictive taste.


(Author's Pick Special): hot sauce, galaxies, light.