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“¡Augh! ¡Hurry up you idiot!” Salmon Rushdy shouted as he raised a clenched fin @ the long line. “The sharks won’t wait ’bout to give me a headstart; they want me spewing stupid puns on a plaque for portraying the Carcharocles as the Diablodontus.”

He panted as he continued to flop up & down, feeling the waters rush ’gainst him.

“Fuck it,” he said as he turned into the other lane.

“Rushdy, you can’t go in there.”

“Ah, nobody’ll notice.”

But the pelican patrolling the lights did & swooped down over Rushdy, snatching him up into its giant gullet.

When it returned to its perch, it turned to the camera & said, “Always obey traffic laws.”

Originally Created:

2014 February 1

Prompt:

Command, pelican, traffic

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