Playing Chicken

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Chicken Medium was right ‘gain.

Chicken Medium was always right, since the very definition o’ what was right was what Chicken Medium thought.

Thus, she was right when she warned that Chicken Raw would cause the der Kapitalismus to fall on everyone & crush them. She was right ’cause she knew that if she threatened to make der Kapitalismus fall on her, she would make it fall on them—& she did, ’cause, ‘course, any rational prophet would want to be right.

¿But does anyone thank her for her rightness? ‘Course those silly savages don’t. They never do.

Prompt:

North Korea, Stock, Town