Wood Gear Solid

If Oak wanted to get its sap back, it had to sneak into the maple plant—& the only way to do that was by disguise.

Luckily, Oak was good @ sneaking up on people. When they weren’t looking, it’d just creep toward them, going closer & closer when they weren’t looking till ’twas right ‘hind them without them noticing. Then it’d clock them with its arm to knock them out.

It did so to a guard & stole its clothes. No one would e’er be able to tell Oak from the other guards with a uniform on.

& that’s how Oak smashed the maple plant, & then capitalism just for the hell o’ it.


Tree, Sweater, Underwear