You Buried Paul

It all started when the blueberry sauce seeped into the Indian Ocean, & then the Pacific, & then the Arctic—but not the Atlantic Ocean, that would be too many oceans—till they were surrounded by blueberry sauce & knights in plated armor on the left.

The problem was that when they mixed, they steamed with toxic rainbow gas that poisoned all the flies. With no mo’ flies, the spiders starved; & without spiders, they had no way to keep back the arachnophobia plated knights…

& that’s how the blueberry sauce smashed capitalism.


Asia, Blueberry, Plume