Envious Igneous

It knew she truly wanted to go to the Sterling Mall to buy billions o’ hammers for appering the walls, & it was displeased, embittered by the way she lied ’bout being sick to avoid that scenic trip she promised.

So it erupted all o’er the mall, engulfing it in skin-melting lava & burying everything in molten rock.

As she was devoured by the fire swamp, she thought, steaming, Clingy fucking bastard.


Shopping, Spite, Volcano