Assets the Situation

Sweat began to slide down the accountant’s forehead.

“This makes no sense… The #s don’t match…”

“There’s 1 asset we haven’t accounted for yet,” said the executive.

She led the accountant out to the parking lot, to her car. She pulled her keychain from her jacket pocket & pressed a button on it, emitting a soft beep & causing the trunk to pop open.


The accountant adjusted her glasses as she peered in @ the giant limestone crystal shard glowing in the sunlight.

“¿Where’d you get tha–?”

This time the executive adjusted her glasses–sunglasses.

“That’s a long story.”


Accountant, Keystone, Trunk