Many thought Senator Azure was doing quite well in the debate.
But then…
“Senator, ¿could you tell us why don’t paperback novels cost a nickel anymo’ like they did when I was young & still had hope in my heart?”
& then…
“Uh…”
The room filled with gasps.
“She said `uh…'”
“She’s indecisive. Wishy-washy. A flake.”
“¡This’ll be the gaffe to laugh them all!”
“¡& that didn’t e’en make sense!”
Polls plummeted.
Sales for her autobiography, No Mo’ Tears, actually written by Melody Pianissima went into negative, which doesn’t e’en make any sense.
Fuck it, total anarchy, & ain’t nobody stop us.