Many thought Senator Azure was doing quite well in the debate.
“Senator, ¿could you tell us why don’t paperback novels cost a nickel anymo’ like they did when I was young & still had hope in my heart?”
The room filled with gasps.
“She said `uh…'”
“She’s indecisive. Wishy-washy. A flake.”
“¡This’ll be the gaffe to laugh them all!”
“¡& that didn’t e’en make sense!”
Sales for her autobiography, No Mo’ Tears, actually written by Melody Pianissima went into negative, which doesn’t e’en make any sense.
Fuck it, total anarchy, & ain’t nobody stop us.