Propaganda o’ the Cream

Every year the Crown held an event wherein your majesty King Crimson would have a strawberry cream pie thrown @ his face as a show o’ humility before our Lord, the Sun, while the rest o’ the year would be spent living luxuriously off the public as usual.

What King Crimson didn’t take into consideration was that this year the baker o’ the pie, Henry Blackstone, was an anarchist & hid a heavy spike ball inside the pie.

& that was whence originated the name o’ the recipe, “Royal Blood Pie”–O yeah, & I guess capitalism might’ve been smashed in some manner after that, too, just for the hell o’ it.


Bake, Discrepancy, Effacement