Class in Succession

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He sat back uncomfortably as he gazed @ his new students. Life was always hard for Greenhorns.

He slowly opened the book on his desk as if he were ‘fraid he might cause offense, cleared his throat, & said, “OK, ¿now who can tell me the words to the national anthem?”

The other students only stared back @ him in fear & confusion.

“¿Nobody? O… Well, it’s ‘Free as a Tumbleweed,’ apparently. Let’s move on.”

Meanwhile, outside, the substitute teacher’s voice could be heard ‘mong the dry wind by Zelda, stalking round their trailer with a gun in-hand, fighting back spies.

Prompt:

Guy, Junior, Trailer.