“Well, here comes Dr. Crunch, showing off ’gain.”
“¡He’s splashing water all over me!”
“They’re awfully shiny, though.”
“Must be strong if they can withstand that & still eat apples afterward.”
“Dentists hate apples. ¿Haven’t you ever heard the saying, ‘An apple a day keeps the dentist ’way’?”
“I hear he uses special toothpaste.”
“Uh oh. ¡Looks like he’s going to hit that iceberg! ¡Dr. Crunch! ¡Look out!”
…
“Eeehhh…”
“Yeah.”
“Poor Dr. Crunch.”
“You know, he truly wasn’t that bad o’ a fellow.”
“No.”
“Kept my teeth clean from the molar maggots.”
“Say, ¿who wants to play a game o’ volley ball?”