¿land o’ confusion?

¿what is the cause for so much o’ the population o’ wasabi woods to be able to only speak thru questions? ¿is what the scientists say true that it is caused by an obscure brain virus that shortcircuits nerves in the wernicke’s & broca’s areas o’ the brain that handle language so that all go thru the paths that ask questions? ¿& how did this virus spread? ¿are the rumors true that worchestershire woods intentionally spread this virus to wasabi woods as a form o’ secret biological warfare to undermine peace or is this just a conspiracy theory? ¿what — ?